21 July 2010

Advantages of being single

Just a few reasons why it's good to be single.

1.  I can come home when ever I want
2.  I can go where ever, with who ever I want
3.  I can talk on the phone to who I want for as long as I want
4.  I am in control of the remote
5.  I can save or spend as I like, I want shoes, I get shoes
6.  I can cook (or not) and eat a meal without meat
7.  I can spread out in the bed and use as many (or few) covers as I want
8.  I can go see chick flicks as soon as they come out
9.  I can call a repairman to fix or install things, or just do it myself
10.  I have gal pals and my moma

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